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One Man’s Trash: Top 10 Items Found in the Bryn Mawr “Free Bins”

  • April 11, 2025

The cherry blossoms are in bloom, and spring cleaning is in full effect. Some opt for a lawn clothing sale, others put up flyers advertising a pair of used boots. And the rest of us use the free bin system:…

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Owl Opportunity: Hooters Summer Externship 

  • April 4, 2025

In a new initiative to forge lasting connections with other owl-themed female-centered institutions, Bryn Mawr’s Center for Career and Civic Engagement invites current Bryn Mawr students to apply for a new Hooters Externship Program, which will run over the summer…

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Categories Opinion Satire

Kamala Harris Contacts Bryn Mawr Community Through High-Frequency Energies

  • February 2, 2025

It will soon come to light that Kamala Harris won the 2024 election and Bryn Mawr students have been chosen via high-frequency energies to be her Patriot Warriors who must inform the American public of her impending ascent to office.…

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Categories Bryn Mawr Haverford Satire

BREAKING: Bi-Co Publications to Merge into Joint BiClerkSensus

  • April 1, 2024

Due to ongoing financial issues as a result of budgeting issues at Haverford, the Bi-College News and Haverford’s Clerk and Consensus will all merge into one publication to better serve the bi-college community. This venture will be called The BiClerkSensus.…

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Categories Advice Bryn Mawr Haverford Satire

The Haverford Consensus’ Guide to Hell Week

  • February 29, 2024

Editor’s Note: In a new collaboration between the Haverford Consensus and the Bi-College News, we present a parody guide to “Hell Week,” or “WTF Week”! Feeling apprehensive leading up to your first Hell Week? We here at the Consensus, a…

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